TNWMTJMEIN CNMDO WZIZQMTO DNCZKIN QCMQ UZTNF GLQ TGIIF GU EMQCTGGW QZFFLN: M KCMTWZB QMBJ.
TODAY’S CLUE: C = H

ANSWER: REMARKABLE HEAVY MILITARY VEHICLE THAT FIRES OUT ROLLS OF BATHROOM TISSUE: A CHARMIN TANK.
Yesterday’s Bonus Puzzle Answer:
GROWING VEGETABLE PLANTS FROM SEED IN THE CAPITAL OF BELGIUM COULD BE CALLED: BRUSSELS SPROUTS.