Cryptoquip Answer for 10/28/2018

FOKY MSWRKQ DKWQ LTMZH JZYDSARZY TVZSQ QOK VSWW HREKHA’ JZYQKAQ, R QORYB AOK TABKE “FOKHKDZHK THQ QOZS HZEKZ?”

TODAY’S CLUE: R = I

ANSWER: WHEN JULIET FELT MAJOR CONFUSION ABOUT THE BULL RIDERS’ CONTEST, I THINK SHE ASKED “WHEREFORE ART THOU RODEO?”

9 thoughts on “Cryptoquip Answer for 10/28/2018”

  1. Good Morning, BC…Ok, this one isn’t so adoraBULL. I think I see a RED FLAG here. I’m TOROed between two HOOFS. Kind of like riding in a convertiBULL. On one HOOF, the air feels good, but on the other, you might HEIFER hard time trying to catch your breath! Ok, I admit these are bordering on terriBULL, but I’ll raise the STEAKS, and now it’s your MOOve. I hope you MONTAGUE deFENCE! 🐃🙋🏻

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  2. Sunday is supposed to be the “DAY OF REST”
    But again our Giants will be put to the test
    The ‘Skins are their worthy opponent today
    And I’m sure the final score will leave me in dismay
    I thought the coaches name was Pat Shurmur
    But he knows about as much about leading as Chuck Schumer
    They might as well tank it and lose every game
    And then our boy Eli will take all the blame
    I used to look forward to Sunday’ s, for football and dip
    But now I just look forward to my cryptoquip
    As for my comments on today’s tricky puzzle
    Before I did try to solve it, a few beers I did guzzle
    Solving it with a buzz on, makes it not so dull
    And then I could imagine Juliet on a BULL
    I guess women are able to do everything today
    Especially after finding out Romeo was GAY.

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    1. 👏🏻👏🏻 Kudos, BC! …

      🏈 I’m watching and it’s half time, and at least we’re on the board…
      I can’t believe how long we wait to see that our boys scored.
      I used to be a Redskins fan, Joe Theismann had my heart…
      So watching them beat up on us is not the greatest start.
      I’m laughing at your Schumer joke, especially on a Sunday…
      A press conference must be somewhere…it seems to be his fun day!
      I’m not that big on dip per se, nor do I go for beer…
      Italian that I am it’s more lasagna cooking here.
      The meatballs and the wine kick in, it makes the watching better…
      Especially when I’m forced to see our Eli take a header.
      But getting to the Cryptoquip, and Juliet so fair?
      I never understood those two, something was always queer.
      And now a BULL has come in play? A BULL with our fair Miss?
      I’m going to forget it, while hoping our Jints don’t blow this! 🏈 🙋🏻

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  3. Watching the Giant offense is like watching grass grow
    They barely seem like their moving, and then a pic Eli will throw
    It is a misnomer to call them Big Blue
    They look like the lions asleep at the zoo
    The object of football is to move the ball and score
    But by halftime most of the crowd,Is beginning to snore
    If they were paid by the points scored they’d all be broke
    The offense and defense are really a joke
    For years after winning the fans would be cooing
    Now before the game is over you hear lots of booing
    Eli is really not on the beam
    He throws more passes to the other team
    Oh well its only a football game
    I’ve really gotten used to more of the same
    It’s time to go eat, whats the Italian term MANGIA?
    I’ll forget about this game and get some LASAGNA!

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    1. 👏🏻👏🏻…
      🏈 I have two friends attending, they’re sitting there quite bored…
      They’re wondering what was the use of this game to afford?
      They’re cold and now they’re jealous, the food they’d rather taste,
      They’re texting that this trip today was nothing but a waste.
      With Eli getting sacked 6 times, there’s something really wrong,
      One wonders if these players on the field really belong?
      I don’t know what’s the matter, just where the blame should lie,
      On Eli’s head or is it more on his whole team of guys?
      My appetite is waning…my stomach starts to churn…
      I see so many messed up plays when it’s the Giants turn…
      I hope your dinner’s pleasant, I hope you get your fill,
      Yes, Mangja is the word we use, the one that fits the bill.
      At least when this is over, there’s Strahan and Bradshaw…
      And I can say, because of them, today talent I saw! 🏈🙋🏻

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  4. I’m done with the Giants, they made the game close
    And then they gave up a long td and now their toast
    Who is this coach and why was he hired
    We need you know who to say “YOU’RE FIRED”

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    1. A really poor showing, I’m feeling quite bad…
      To watch this unfolding just made me real sad..
      We just scored a touchdown..but look at the clock…
      Just seconds remaining ..it’s really a crock…🏈🙋🏻

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  5. Giants haters must really be in heaven
    After losing today they have a record of 1 and 7
    Losing that many games usually requires some bad luck
    But not with this team, they just really SUCK
    I’ve watched a lot of football
    And acquired a great deal of knowledge
    This current rag tag bunch
    Could lose to many a college
    Although that sounds far fetched, look at how few points they’ve scored
    Their outright ineptitude just cannot be ignored
    150 points in 8 games is really quite pathetic
    If they were a patient they’d be borderline diabetic
    So enough of rooting for the Giants its on to basketball
    I’m rooting for a team that’s got a shot to win it all
    The Celtics are my team and for them I’ll be a rootin’
    I won’t give up on them like I’ve had to give up gluten
    So that’s all for today , let’s do it again tomorrow
    I’m getting used to Giants losing and thus I feel no sorrow.

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    1. Major Kudos! 👏🏻👏🏻 Excellent job. I LOL at the gluten reference!

      🏈 BC you just amaze me, with what I’m seeing here…
      I can’t begin to tell you how your prowess I would cheer.
      But I am so exhausted, and my mind can not compete,
      It’s been a long and busy day…I’m dead upon my feet.
      The Giants keep us miserable, they let us down so badly,
      They leave us feeling such regret the whole thing went so sadly.
      I think it’s time we take our lumps, admit that we’ve been beat
      How many weeks can this go on…defeat after defeat?
      I guess it’s time to stop the clock, it’s time to let it go…
      And I will bid you a good night…you’ve excelled today, Bro. 🏈🙋🏻

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